{"id":826,"date":"2017-11-11T15:58:26","date_gmt":"2017-11-11T15:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/?page_id=826"},"modified":"2018-05-08T14:01:17","modified_gmt":"2018-05-08T14:01:17","slug":"laffirmations","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/daily-delights\/laffirmations\/","title":{"rendered":"Laffirmations"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pl-826\"  class=\"panel-layout\" ><div id=\"pg-826-0\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\" ><div id=\"pgc-826-0-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-826-0-0-0\" class=\"widget_text so-panel widget widget_custom_html panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\" ><div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/daily-delights\/\">Daily Delights<\/a> &gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/laffirmations\/\">Laffirmations<\/a> &gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/daily-delights\/todays-humor-article\/\">Today's Humor Article<\/a> &gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/daily-delights\/todays-interview\/\">Today's Interview<\/a> &gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/daily-delights\/readers-di-jest\/\">Readers Di-Jest<\/a>\n<hr \/>\n<h2>\n\tToday's Laffirmation\n<\/h2><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"pg-826-1\"  class=\"panel-grid panel-has-style\" ><div class=\"advanced_text panel-row-style panel-row-style-for-826-1\" ><div id=\"pgc-826-1-0\"  class=\"panel-grid-cell\" ><div id=\"panel-826-1-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_advanced_text advanced_text panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"1\" ><div class='AdvancedText'> <p>  My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.  (George Bernard Shaw) <\/p> <p> Isn't \"utmost\" a funny-looking word?   <\/p> <p> Use words and phrases in mixed-up fashion-- sometimes intentionally, and sometimes not.  Coin phrases like \"Heimlich Remover.\"  It's fun to come up with definitions for these new-found words and phrases.<\/p><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daily Delights &gt; Laffirmations &gt; Today&#8217;s Humor Article &gt; Today&#8217;s Interview &gt; Readers Di-Jest Today&#8217;s Laffirmation My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity. (George Bernard Shaw) Isn&#8217;t &#8220;utmost&#8221; a funny-looking word? Use words and phrases in mixed-up fashion&#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":92,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/826"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1384,"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/826\/revisions\/1384"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/92"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.humorproject.com\/2014\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}